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Game started 1407 hours ago




"Yo momma's so ugly a grue refused to eat her!"

Your heart is pounding and you find it hard to breathe. You didn't supect that the quips would hit this hard in a real situation. Focus. Focus!

"Yo momma's so fat she has a large belly..."

Oh man. You didn't just say that. You did. Oh man.

The crowd starts booing and whistling. It's over. You blew it. Gus grins like a retard who has just plucked the last leg off a spider. You're not sure that you can find it in you to challenge him again.



Raising the Flag on Mount Yo Momma
Interactive insult battle by Juhana Leinonen
Release 3 / Serial number 100624 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib 6/12N)
This game is free software. Type LICENSE for details or ABOUT for game info.


You're standing dumbfounded and humiliated on the stage of the Compass Club. There's nothing left to do than to swallow your defeat and climb down the stage.

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Game started 2107 hours ago




"Yo momma's so fat she's likely to be half-eaten by a grue!"

Your heart is pounding and you find it hard to breathe. You didn't supect that the quips would hit this hard in a real situation. Focus. Focus!

"Yo momma's so fat she weighs a lot..."

Oh man. You didn't just say that. You did. Oh man.

The crowd starts booing and whistling. It's over. You blew it. Gus grins like a retard who has just plucked the last leg off a spider. You're not sure that you can find it in you to challenge him again.



Raising the Flag on Mount Yo Momma
Interactive insult battle by Juhana Leinonen
Release 3 / Serial number 100624 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib 6/12N)
This game is free software. Type LICENSE for details or ABOUT for game info.


You're standing dumbfounded and humiliated on the stage of the Compass Club. There's nothing left to do than to swallow your defeat and climb down the stage.

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Game started 2840 hours ago




"Yo momma's so fat she drove three all-you-can-eat buffets into bankruptcy - in one night!"

Your heart is pounding and you find it hard to breathe. You didn't supect that the quips would hit this hard in a real situation. Focus. Focus!

"Yo momma's so ugly that people say she doesn't look good..."

Oh man. You didn't just say that. You did. Oh man.

The crowd starts booing and whistling. It's over. You blew it. Gus grins like a retard who has just plucked the last leg off a spider. You're not sure that you can find it in you to challenge him again.



Raising the Flag on Mount Yo Momma
Interactive insult battle by Juhana Leinonen
Release 3 / Serial number 100624 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib 6/12N)
This game is free software. Type LICENSE for details or ABOUT for game info.


You're standing dumbfounded and humiliated on the stage of the Compass Club. There's nothing left to do than to swallow your defeat and climb down the stage.